My shortest and most succesful shopping trip. Successful based on the criteria of time spent, money spent, intensity of cash-desk adrenaline rush, intensity and duration of buyer’s remorse, desire to wear immediately, and price per wear.
Not quite bespoke but the next best thing. Rigby and Peller. The sales girls don’t measure you, they look at you, leave you in the changing room, return in 2 minutes with two choices. They fit like a second skin. You buy the sexiest one. You leave the shop. It’s all over in 15 minutes.